saturday night dreaming

this is a rather geeky dream. i dreamt i had the perfect camera set up. the set up was an sx70 with as much px100 film i wanted. rather geeky dream but it's my perfect situation. i was taking pictures of everything, it was cool!

FRIDAY NIGHT

all i can remember from my dream is that i was arrested, that is all i remember. being handcuffed and having my miranda rights read to me. what does this mean? i am a bit confused. anyone have any ideas?

Wednesday and thursday night

From those 2 evenings i cannot remember any dreams i hate not remembering dreams, i feel so lost, anything could have happened! perhaps i dreamt and invention, a cure, something important. oh yeah, i just discovered lil boosie, wow, so damn awful. school is almost over! woo! then june comes, world cup! so much to look forward to.

dream from the night of 04/21/2010

last night i dreamt that i was taking last semester's modern physics final. this time it had some langrangian mechanics in it. i turned in my exam and took it back to answer more questions, meaning i cheated. it was weird, there kids in it who went to my high school that don't even go to ufs. and there were people from uf who weren't even in the class last semester.

that's my dream, see you guys tomorrow morning!

pauly shore

i tried watching son in law, couldn't do it, it was so bad, it was like god took a shit and it came out in movie form

crush

this morning becky windsdale saw me and blew me a kiss and i kept it. in other news i live with terrorists

That's a scoop!

So there has been a lot of controversy regarding the life style we know and live known as " SCOOPS." Certain things must now be clarified. Here are the rules:
1. Definition of Scoop: To strike back neck of someone with one or two fingers.

2. Anytime someone says something wrong or is lying a scoop is warranted
Example
Bob: John Mccain won the 2008 presidential election.
Peter: That's a scoop! No he didn't.

3. Anytime someone is being rude and not showing proper manners, a scoop is warranted.

4. Anytime someone is not taking care of their responsibilities (i.e. chores, school work, being a father) a scoop is warranted.

5. If you are guilty of any of the actions described in rules 2-4 you can combat a Scoop. You can combat it by saying "Crackback" before the person says "That's a scoop".
Example
Bob: Barack Obama is half Haitian . Oh shit, Crackback!
Peter: Damn, you almost got a scoop.

6. In the case that someone does call a Scoop there are two ways to combat it. The first being "Self-serve. So a
person calls a scoop on you, immediately after their claim you say "Self-serve!". Now you can give yourself the Scoop.
Granted you wouldn't give yourself a hard Scoop.

7. The second way to combat a claimed scoop is to say "Illusions" after the scoop is claimed. As the name suggests,
your action was an illusion, you really didn't do anything that would warrant a Scoop. Hence the Scoop is null and void. You
are alloted Three Illusions per day.

8. IF you say "Matrix Scoop" instead of just Scoop, the person may not be able to use Self-serve
as a form of defense. but he or she can still use an Illusion.

9. If the two parties cannot come to an agreement as to who said Scoop or Crackback first then both parties must go through "Game Theory.", which is just a fancy name for best two out of three Rock, Papers, Scissors. And whoever wins is right.

If you choose this lifestyle and do not obey these rules, you might end up like these two Irish Dudes.



AND YEAH, CHIQUITO ROMEO LOVES TO PLAY SCOOPS. CRACKBACK!