Documentation of one's dreams

scary dreams

2011-06-01T11:03:00.001-07:00

i love being scared by dreams, dead family members, dismal future, loneliness. Why does my mind do this to me and how do i stop it?

last night

2011-05-13T10:42:00.000-07:00

i hate not remembering dreams! a couple of nights ago i had a dream in which I saw someone's head get chopped off by chainsaw. it scared the shit out of me!

I'm in a mustang!

2011-04-03T11:09:00.000-07:00

last night i had a dream in which my entire family and i went on a cruise. I mean my mom dad, brother, and sister, cousins, grandparents, the whole family! when we went on the cruise, we did not know it was going to be that much food. we were so overwhelmed by all abundance and quality of the food! soon enough the cruise ended and we docked and left. we left with people we met on the cruise. these people were nice enough to sell me an old 70's mustang convertible for $200. my family rode in the car with me driving. as i began driving, i was removed from myself. i could see myself driving, but i had no control. I saw i was on a high speed chase my masked men on motorcycles, it was so intense! i thought i was going to die. that is all i remember

I'm a monkey in this dream!

2011-03-28T07:07:00.000-07:00

On the night of the 26th. I had a dream that I was a monkey in a zoo and that I was confined with all the other monkeys in a small cage. This small cage was observable by all the zoo patrons. We were laughed at and had food thrown at us. I realized the spaces between the bars of the cage were very wide, and I wondered why no one escaped, so I decided to escape. As soon as I escaped I ran as fast as I could, a zoo employee saw me and quickly doused me in gasoline and set me on fire. I looked at my arms and hands and saw myself on fire. I stopped dropped and rolled like we have always been told since we were young and then I woke up.

been a while...

2010-05-03T10:05:00.000-07:00

been a while since i last blogged, honestly, can't remember any of my dreams. nothing notable has occurred in my dreams, perhaps because last week was exams week so i was more focused on physics!

racism in my dreams

2010-04-27T12:49:00.001-07:00

last night i had a dream in which my classmates kept calling me mexican even though i am guatemalan. i was very angered by it that i bought a class action lawsuit to them. that is what my dream was about, fighting racism in the university level.

and then i woke up

crazy ass dream

2010-04-26T10:30:00.000-07:00

last night i dreamt i lived in a south american nation that was taken over by warring drug lords. i myself, was a really popular figure, it was not specified in the dream why i was popular.i get on a plane to go on an international trip when all of a sudden my plane is bombarded by bullets, the pilots are shot dead and i am stuck with friends in the plane. we run out of the plane and run into the adjacent hotel. we go to the top floor thinking it would be the safest, but the drug dealers are already on top. so throughout the whole dream it's my crew and i trying to go down the hotel, floor by floor, without getting shot. along the way people in my crew die, i see them die. it all ends with me trying to escape on a road bike. i'm riding backwards, all this weird ass trickery. that's all i can remember from the dream.

saturday night dreaming

2010-04-25T20:21:00.001-07:00

this is a rather geeky dream. i dreamt i had the perfect camera set up. the set up was an sx70 with as much px100 film i wanted. rather geeky dream but it's my perfect situation. i was taking pictures of everything, it was cool!

FRIDAY NIGHT

2010-04-24T12:40:00.000-07:00

all i can remember from my dream is that i was arrested, that is all i remember. being handcuffed and having my miranda rights read to me. what does this mean? i am a bit confused. anyone have any ideas?

Wednesday and thursday night

2010-04-23T14:44:00.000-07:00

From those 2 evenings i cannot remember any dreams i hate not remembering dreams, i feel so lost, anything could have happened! perhaps i dreamt and invention, a cure, something important. oh yeah, i just discovered lil boosie, wow, so damn awful. school is almost over! woo! then june comes, world cup! so much to look forward to.

dream from the night of 04/21/2010

2010-04-21T06:22:00.000-07:00

last night i dreamt that i was taking last semester's modern physics final. this time it had some langrangian mechanics in it. i turned in my exam and took it back to answer more questions, meaning i cheated. it was weird, there kids in it who went to my high school that don't even go to ufs. and there were people from uf who weren't even in the class last semester.

that's my dream, see you guys tomorrow morning!

pauly shore

2010-04-20T19:19:00.000-07:00

i tried watching son in law, couldn't do it, it was so bad, it was like god took a shit and it came out in movie form

crush

2009-09-30T21:22:00.000-07:00

this morning becky windsdale saw me and blew me a kiss and i kept it. in other news i live with terrorists

That's a scoop!

2009-07-19T18:37:00.000-07:00

So there has been a lot of controversy regarding the life style we know and live known as " SCOOPS." Certain things must now be clarified. Here are the rules:
1. Definition of Scoop: To strike back neck of someone with one or two fingers.

2. Anytime someone says something wrong or is lying a scoop is warranted
Example
Bob: John Mccain won the 2008 presidential election.
Peter: That's a scoop! No he didn't.

3. Anytime someone is being rude and not showing proper manners, a scoop is warranted.

4. Anytime someone is not taking care of their responsibilities (i.e. chores, school work, being a father) a scoop is warranted.

5. If you are guilty of any of the actions described in rules 2-4 you can combat a Scoop. You can combat it by saying "Crackback" before the person says "That's a scoop".
Example
Bob: Barack Obama is half Haitian . Oh shit, Crackback!
Peter: Damn, you almost got a scoop.

6. In the case that someone does call a Scoop there are two ways to combat it. The first being "Self-serve. So a
person calls a scoop on you, immediately after their claim you say "Self-serve!". Now you can give yourself the Scoop.
Granted you wouldn't give yourself a hard Scoop.

7. The second way to combat a claimed scoop is to say "Illusions" after the scoop is claimed. As the name suggests,
your action was an illusion, you really didn't do anything that would warrant a Scoop. Hence the Scoop is null and void. You
are alloted Three Illusions per day.

8. IF you say "Matrix Scoop" instead of just Scoop, the person may not be able to use Self-serve
as a form of defense. but he or she can still use an Illusion.

9. If the two parties cannot come to an agreement as to who said Scoop or Crackback first then both parties must go through "Game Theory.", which is just a fancy name for best two out of three Rock, Papers, Scissors. And whoever wins is right.

If you choose this lifestyle and do not obey these rules, you might end up like these two Irish Dudes.

AND YEAH, CHIQUITO ROMEO LOVES TO PLAY SCOOPS. CRACKBACK!

Studying

2009-04-27T23:56:00.000-07:00
So today while studying for my math final my friend said probability mixed with statistics is hot, that's such a lil romeo thing to say