Wednesday, September 30, 2009
crush
this morning becky windsdale saw me and blew me a kiss and i kept it. in other news i live with terrorists
Sunday, July 19, 2009
That's a scoop!
So there has been a lot of controversy regarding the life style we know and live known as " SCOOPS." Certain things must now be clarified. Here are the rules:
1. Definition of Scoop: To strike back neck of someone with one or two fingers.
2. Anytime someone says something wrong or is lying a scoop is warranted
Example
Bob: John Mccain won the 2008 presidential election.
Peter: That's a scoop! No he didn't.
3. Anytime someone is being rude and not showing proper manners, a scoop is warranted.
4. Anytime someone is not taking care of their responsibilities (i.e. chores, school work, being a father) a scoop is warranted.
5. If you are guilty of any of the actions described in rules 2-4 you can combat a Scoop. You can combat it by saying "Crackback" before the person says "That's a scoop".
Example
Bob: Barack Obama is half Haitian . Oh shit, Crackback!
Peter: Damn, you almost got a scoop.
6. In the case that someone does call a Scoop there are two ways to combat it. The first being "Self-serve. So a
person calls a scoop on you, immediately after their claim you say "Self-serve!". Now you can give yourself the Scoop.
Granted you wouldn't give yourself a hard Scoop.
7. The second way to combat a claimed scoop is to say "Illusions" after the scoop is claimed. As the name suggests,
your action was an illusion, you really didn't do anything that would warrant a Scoop. Hence the Scoop is null and void. You
are alloted Three Illusions per day.
8. IF you say "Matrix Scoop" instead of just Scoop, the person may not be able to use Self-serve
as a form of defense. but he or she can still use an Illusion.
9. If the two parties cannot come to an agreement as to who said Scoop or Crackback first then both parties must go through "Game Theory.", which is just a fancy name for best two out of three Rock, Papers, Scissors. And whoever wins is right.
If you choose this lifestyle and do not obey these rules, you might end up like these two Irish Dudes.
AND YEAH, CHIQUITO ROMEO LOVES TO PLAY SCOOPS. CRACKBACK!
1. Definition of Scoop: To strike back neck of someone with one or two fingers.
2. Anytime someone says something wrong or is lying a scoop is warranted
Example
Bob: John Mccain won the 2008 presidential election.
Peter: That's a scoop! No he didn't.
3. Anytime someone is being rude and not showing proper manners, a scoop is warranted.
4. Anytime someone is not taking care of their responsibilities (i.e. chores, school work, being a father) a scoop is warranted.
5. If you are guilty of any of the actions described in rules 2-4 you can combat a Scoop. You can combat it by saying "Crackback" before the person says "That's a scoop".
Example
Bob: Barack Obama is half Haitian . Oh shit, Crackback!
Peter: Damn, you almost got a scoop.
6. In the case that someone does call a Scoop there are two ways to combat it. The first being "Self-serve. So a
person calls a scoop on you, immediately after their claim you say "Self-serve!". Now you can give yourself the Scoop.
Granted you wouldn't give yourself a hard Scoop.
7. The second way to combat a claimed scoop is to say "Illusions" after the scoop is claimed. As the name suggests,
your action was an illusion, you really didn't do anything that would warrant a Scoop. Hence the Scoop is null and void. You
are alloted Three Illusions per day.
8. IF you say "Matrix Scoop" instead of just Scoop, the person may not be able to use Self-serve
as a form of defense. but he or she can still use an Illusion.
9. If the two parties cannot come to an agreement as to who said Scoop or Crackback first then both parties must go through "Game Theory.", which is just a fancy name for best two out of three Rock, Papers, Scissors. And whoever wins is right.
If you choose this lifestyle and do not obey these rules, you might end up like these two Irish Dudes.
AND YEAH, CHIQUITO ROMEO LOVES TO PLAY SCOOPS. CRACKBACK!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Studying
So today while studying for my math final my friend said probability mixed with statistics is hot, that's such a lil romeo thing to say
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